Let's see, 5th day of the new year and I'm already dodging a run because I have no time. Went to bed too late the other night so I had to sleep in this morning and then it was off to the pediatrician's office for my son's 3-year “Wellness” exam. And that brings me to a topic near and dear to my heart—service (and hence, a new blog category).
Is it me or do doctor visits suck when it comes to providing good service to the customer? Don't get me wrong, if I have to choose between lousy service and a good doctor, I'll take the good doctor. But is it too much to ask for both?
Today's visit to my son's pediatrician is a typical example. We arrive early for our 9:15 appointment and don't actually see the doctor until around 10:05. I'm asked to “verify“ the patient information by filling out a blank form instead of the office printing what they have and allowing me to update or correct it. It's an entire half day to see the doctor and it's been like this since I was a kid. Are they using typewriters back there? Why does “patient processing“ seem to take the same amount of time today that it did twenty years ago? I understand managed care and PPO's and all that, but I'll pay above what my insurance gives them if they can get me in and out within an hour, schedule my appointment and retrieve my patient records via the web, and validate my damn parking so I can breeze through the toll booth.
Slow down, smell the roses, what's the hurry? But that's just it—I want to do other things than sit in a germ laden examining room telling my son for the umpteenth time to stay away from the red biohazard trash can while we wait for the doctor.
And yes, I understand emergencies but it's always like this. We've tried to game the system—we don't schedule on Mondays or Fridays, we schedule for the first appointment of the day, and I'm willing to wait our turn when someone else's kid is sick or there's an emergency. But doctor office visits are typically terrible and that's probably why you don't get surveyed on your experience. I get surveyed by the car repair place, after making a change to my cellular service, and hotels after a visit. But I've never been asked by a doctor's office for my satisfaction on anything (hospital yes, doctor no). And I'd LOVE to give them some feedback on what it's like sitting in the waiting room with all the sick kids crawling on the plastic furniture and then being asked back to another room and sit some more.
Provide my unsolicited opinion to our pediatrician? Yeah, and then be asked to go back to the end of the line. Remember the Seinfeld episode where Elaine was tagged as a difficult patient? There's some truth to that.
I dunno, it just seems to me that doctor offices are ripe for someone to come in and improve the efficiency and patient experience while maintaining the level knowledge of care.
Am I missing something?